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-SamProof

The Telling, The Movie

Once again I've been watching google trends all day. I just refreshed it to see of all things, in the number 2 position yet another surprise. (side note these 4 kids keep looking at me.. 'ZOMG is that Raz?' I'm waiting...)

anyway let's get back to the point I was making.. so Google trends right now look like this:

Today's Hot Trends (USA)

1. patrick mcdermott 2. the telling 3. resveratrol 4. the telling movie 5. sirtris

6. before the wedding night 7. david morgan whips 8. gavin rossdale 9. ascorbic acid 10. james earl jones More Hot Trends »

See that in #2 That's 'The Telling" Staring and produced by Bridget Marquardt, formerly Hef's number 2 girl. I'm guessing the spike is because it was just released on DVD or some such thing (I know there is no way it's being released in a thearter.) I don't want to say too much cause honestly when I was working at 'Girls Next Door' I signed so much paper work if I say anything about the movie they just might be able to come after me (plus I'm still counting on them for a job this spring).

But as a little side note, a girl from my sketch 101 class ended dropping the course. When I asked her where she went she told me she'd gotten a role on a movie from that girl on Girls Next Door and I knew exactly what she was talking about. So if anything check it out to see my friend Jessica Lowe who ironically looks like a younger cuter version of bridget marquardt.

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-SamProof

Mitch Hedberg Appreciation Day

So everyone once in a while I find my wave over to the Zeitgeist to see exactly what the latest web trends are (google searchwise that is).

I was shocked to find at number 2 with "Hotness: Volcanic " Mitch Hedberg, who is without a doubt my favorite comedian in a long.

as far as I can tell from my extensive research (I clicked on two links)... there is absolutely no reason for this spike, unless it's purely based on starbucks patrons with google phones.. So if you have a clue, let me know.

I guess people just have Mitch on the mind today

Otherwise I dub this National Mitch Heberg day


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-SamProof

Miss America 2009 - Miss Indiana Katie Stam (Bikini pics)

Hey Folks,

So here it is, Saturday night Katie Stam, Miss Indiana was crowned the 88th winner in this national pageant.

Here she is looking all happy and surprised, getting ready to thank all the little people and Jesus. (I love midgets and Mexicans too, I mean come on who doesn't!)

The news reports she was fought through a throat infection to win the $55,000 prize - and honestly I'd do the same thing if I have a chance. So good for her. Bravo. I hope you like maps.

Here's the thing about all this. I had no idea. Not that I care that I missed the chance to place wagers on bikini clad vixens. but I feel somehow my responsibility of an overly masculine hooligan has been shirked. So since I missed the big moment instead I present you with Katie Stam from the bikini competition:

Well there you have it. I think. I mean seriously I did like 3 minutes of research on this. But I feel my job as a shovenist pig has been reinstated and I can sleep tight knowing that.

So say good bye to What's her name, good old 19 yr old Miss 2008. She's all washed up. But let's get one final salute from her.

and God bless (miss) America

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-SamProof

15x Comic Strip - Happy Obama Day Folks

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-SamProof