The Curse of Dr. Parnassus - Johnny Depp Dead

Hey Folks,

So it seems in the wee hours of the night, twitter has come alive with "#RIPJohnnydepp"

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Blog are citing " A tourist said that he saw a car-wreck alongside the road"

and people are slowly going crazy.


There's just one problem. This all happened in 2004

Yep, the sad truth is He's been dead 6 whole years now! ZOMG!

That'll teach Heath Ledger a thing or two about acting!

So fear not kiddies, this is just more internet grade bullshit. In the meantime chill out, relax, drink up, stroke off, or just have a laugh on the panicking masses - on the house.


Stay Strong,

-SamProof
PS - If I wake up in the morning and he's really dead... um.. oops, my bad. Idiots.

Mitch Hedberg Appreciation Day

So everyone once in a while I find my wave over to the Zeitgeist to see exactly what the latest web trends are (google searchwise that is).

I was shocked to find at number 2 with "Hotness: Volcanic " Mitch Hedberg, who is without a doubt my favorite comedian in a long.

as far as I can tell from my extensive research (I clicked on two links)... there is absolutely no reason for this spike, unless it's purely based on starbucks patrons with google phones.. So if you have a clue, let me know.

I guess people just have Mitch on the mind today

Otherwise I dub this National Mitch Heberg day


Stay Strong,

-SamProof