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Showing posts with label happy birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happy birthday. Show all posts

Friday, May 22, 2009

My Future Birthday

I just found out Coldstone has a birthday deal, where you sign up and get a free icey treat on your birthday. However when I tried this, I was met with a small problem.

My Future Birthday

So I took to the ePen and tried to save the world from this horrible fate. A fate in which one store exists in a B Liner time line. All us poor A Liner shmucks have lost too many cold treats due to their reversed time line and I won't stand for it! So I sent them this:

Dear Coldstones,

I recently tried to sign up to your website so I could get a birthday gift. My bday is this Sunday. however I encountered an odd problem when trying to create my account.

The website would never complete the registration insisting my birthday had not happened yet.

included is a link to a screen capture of my future birthday problem.
http://skitch.com/samproof/btmm6/my-future-birthday

Though I wish I were Benjamin Buttons and aging towards youth, my liner progression goes the other way - and all I wanted was something cold and chocolate to celebrate it with.

Sadly seeing as my birthday is over the weekend I fear I'll never get this free treat in time to use it. But maybe I can bring attention to the problem so other will.

-Stay Strong,
-SamProof
btw on reviewing the facts... shouldn't a birthday be in the future anyway? I can't celebrate a birthday in the past! that's already happened! That would be crazy.

hey everyone join me tomorrow in griffith park, I had a birthday once in the 80's it was a really good one, and I just want to celebrate that one again. mk thanks.

Stay Strong,

-SamProof

PS How the fuck did they know?!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Happy Birthday Mom!

I just wanted to take a moment to wish my mom a happy birthday.

Sorry I don't make it home very often, you taught me to be independent and maybe I'm too good at it sometime.

Sorry I'm not rich and famous, you showed me money isn't everything and popularity is just as silly in real life as it is in high school (where it's better left).

Sorry that I'm not married and over flowing with babies, you taught me there's more to life then just sex.

Sorry I don't call so often - um, monkeys stole my dialing finger!

Love you!


Stay Strong,

-SamProof